Brisbane once had a mayor they called Can Do;
who wished to rule Queensland too.
So he quit, picked a seat;
where Kate Jones was to beat,
Only to find Kate fought like a Bantu.
His party elected him head;
Clive Palmer knew he’s not red;
But switching to Campbell;
Would prove quite a gamble;
If young Kate was to win instead.
But answer that question Can Do could not,
Which left Jean-Paul, Lawrence, Jeff to plot;
And now voters must ponder;
If in fact they are fonder;
Of Anna or Premier dot dot.